Fashionista- Naomi Campbell is a Bitch!

*Knuckle crack*

So I walk to work, right? I was going there the other day. It's a long way, 4k and I move fast to make it there in 30 minuets.
I was walking down the street and it was packed, but I was dodging in and out of people like a bike messenger- avoiding people opening car doors.
And this bitch cuts me off... normally I wouldn't be to pissed off at this, and no it wasn't Naomi Campbell...that was me...
So this woman cuts in front of me, talking on her cell, being totally oblivious to everything around her. However, if she were to cut in front of me to speed up to pass someone I would have no problem. No, no... she just rams in front of me and SLOWS DOWN!! She goes at the same speed as the person she is "passing".
This is where Naomi comes in... I reached up and grabbed the back of her ponytail and using that, smacked her head into the girl next to her, then pushing her to the ground. I walked on as if nothing happened, and went to work, where I continued to give excellent costumer service.



Okay, so the last little bit I just did in my head... but how glorious that would have been!
People don't cut in front of fast moving objects, and for the love of Oz, don't walk 5 fucking people abreast!