The Hold

Now you know when you really have take a poop, but you hold it. You hold for a really long time then you finally go to the bathroom, you sit down and have a power-shit! It just all comes flying out, and it feels great. You stand up, start to wipe, hopefully front to back that helps keep the dingle berry population of the world in check. Wait, you need to poop again... but you already had your power-shit and feel great, so you continue to wipe. It finally becomes apparent that you need to poop more.You courtesy flush and sit down to start again. Now this time, you really got to work it, you start questioning whether or not you even need to poop more. Finally the light breaks and you feel it starting to come out. BANG, there it goes, you start breathing again, your face stops flushing, and you stand up to look down at what all your efforts created. A dollop, that's all you get, a little dab-ill do you type thing, you feel stupid for even trying. So you start wiping again, cursing that little piece of poop in the toilette, yet you start to think, I feel a lot better, really relieved. The more you think about it and wipe you feel great and very satisfied, right as you are flushing you thank that little piece of poop for making you feel so good... That normally puts me in a good mood